freakofnature
Vampire
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Tiger Air one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in News Corp, you would have $33.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Mataranka Station, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $250.00.
Therefore, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the Super-Keg Plan.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in News Corp, you would have $33.00 today.
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Mataranka Station, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $250.00.
Therefore, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the Super-Keg Plan.
