Study: Strippers Make More in Tips When Most 'Fertile'

[dt3]

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Doing this study musta been hell.

 

[Breath]

I'd believe that. The fuck hormones are high during the fertile period, so that means the horniness is good for exhibition.

 

[dt3]

*cough* wonder what Alicia has to say about this [/cough]

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

More money, more money, more money.

 

[EmperorKupcake]

How the hell do you find this out as a researcher?

 

[Breath]

You ask your strippers what time of the month it is. Each day, you then ask them to report the amount of tips they got. At the end of the month, you plot their time of the month vs. dollar amount of tips. They concluded that when a stripper was in the middle of her cycle (when she is most fertile), that she got more tips.

 

[HisHoliness]

Breath was one of the strippers.

 

[Breath]

Breath was one of the strippers.

So that was you in the audience with your hand under that newspaper in your lap...

 

[HisHoliness]

So that was you in the audience with your hand under that newspaper in your lap...

Five dollars later it was your hand.

 

[Breath]

Five dollars later it was your hand.

Five seconds later, I earned my money.

 

[GuesSAngel]

i heard that too, but i never really noticed any difference.

 

[dt3]

Now they have to try it with male strippers...

 

[Peter Parka]

Any excuse to go to a strip club eh? I think those researchers just need more understanding wives.

 

[sundvlfn88]

I never could see the point in going to those places. I have been with some of my buddies and a few cousins, but I just couldn't see the point. The guys in there act as if they were going home with the girls. Then when they get out in the parking lot they are broke. lol

 

[Boomer]

I go to those places for the music...and the food....:ninja

 

[GuesSAngel]

I never could see the point in going to those places. I have been with some of my buddies and a few cousins, but I just couldn't see the point. The guys in there act as if they were going home with the girls. Then when they get out in the parking lot they are broke. lol

hehe that's the point thought!

As for me, I love going to strip clubs to hang out. It's better than sitting at a regular bar doing nothing. If I could I would probably go to a different one every weekend with the hubby...I love them.

 

[dt3]

I never could see the point in going to those places. I have been with some of my buddies and a few cousins, but I just couldn't see the point. The guys in there act as if they were going home with the girls. Then when they get out in the parking lot they are broke. lol

I know a guy who went home with one

 

[Peter Parka]

Well I can't understand those blokes who are addicted to them, think they probably need to work on having relationships with real, attainable, women but the're a good laugh for a stag do ect.

 

[GuesSAngel]

Well I can't understand those blokes who are addicted to them, think they probably need to work on having relationships with real, attainable, women but the're a good laugh for a stag do ect.

hey hey let's not forget that doesn't pertain to every dancer. Not every girl that works in a stripjoint is fake.

 

[Peter Parka]

hey hey let's not forget that doesn't pertain to every dancer. Not every girl that works in a stripjoint is fake.

No offense, wasn't calling them fake, just that the're there to do a job, not get into a relationship or go home with the punters. Its pretty sad if men are neglecting to work on real relationships because they are obsessed with fantasy in strip clubs.