Peter Parka
Well-Known Member
It was only a matter of time!
Rafa has made a bid for Joey Barton. He says he wants a like for like replacement for Steven Gerrard
Gerrard is blaming Benitez for him getting nicked for assault.
Rafa wanted to have a more attacking side
I just found out Steven Gerrard has been arrested today.........
Typical scouser, I bet he was missing his family and wanted to spend time with them over Christmas!
The newspapers tell us "Liverpool hit 5 at Newcastle".
Steven Gerrard was quoted as saying "It could have been more".
So he hit a sixth at Southport.
Why did Stevie G get banged up?
Because he is a cunt
why did the chicken cross the road
cos gerrard is a scouse cunt
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Like Stevie G, the scouse cunt.
Knock knock
Who's there?
The police
The police who?
You're under arrest Gerrard you cunt
Q: What's the difference between Gerrard and a festering lice ridden cunt?
A: ...........er...........um.......
What do you get if you cross a footballer and a bar-room brawler?
Stevie G, the scouse cunt
How does a Liverpool fan celebrate winning the premier league title?
He switches off his playstation and rolls into bed with his sister.
Police announced yesterday that England 'star' Steven Gerrard has been arrested, following a brawl at a nightclub in Southport.
A Police spokesman said last night: "Steven Gerrard is a scouse cunt".
Apparently he'll be let off. He was seen throwing himself to the floor even though nobody had touched him. There is no way he could have attacked someone from that position.
police knew immediately it was steven gerrard,with only a minute to go before the final bell,he hit the winning punch.
scouse cunt.
Sorry, I got a bit carried away there.:surrender
Rafa has made a bid for Joey Barton. He says he wants a like for like replacement for Steven Gerrard
Gerrard is blaming Benitez for him getting nicked for assault.
Rafa wanted to have a more attacking side
I just found out Steven Gerrard has been arrested today.........
Typical scouser, I bet he was missing his family and wanted to spend time with them over Christmas!
The newspapers tell us "Liverpool hit 5 at Newcastle".
Steven Gerrard was quoted as saying "It could have been more".
So he hit a sixth at Southport.
Why did Stevie G get banged up?
Because he is a cunt
why did the chicken cross the road
cos gerrard is a scouse cunt
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Like Stevie G, the scouse cunt.
Knock knock
Who's there?
The police
The police who?
You're under arrest Gerrard you cunt
Q: What's the difference between Gerrard and a festering lice ridden cunt?
A: ...........er...........um.......
What do you get if you cross a footballer and a bar-room brawler?
Stevie G, the scouse cunt
How does a Liverpool fan celebrate winning the premier league title?
He switches off his playstation and rolls into bed with his sister.
Police announced yesterday that England 'star' Steven Gerrard has been arrested, following a brawl at a nightclub in Southport.
A Police spokesman said last night: "Steven Gerrard is a scouse cunt".
Apparently he'll be let off. He was seen throwing himself to the floor even though nobody had touched him. There is no way he could have attacked someone from that position.
police knew immediately it was steven gerrard,with only a minute to go before the final bell,he hit the winning punch.
scouse cunt.
Sorry, I got a bit carried away there.:surrender
