Squirrel blamed for flag thefts

[Ash1280]

Squirrel blamed for flag thefts from Ohio memorial
The Associated Press

06:18:13AM (DST) Tuesday,August 30,2011.

TOLEDO, Ohio (AP) — Police in Ohio have discovered that small flags being swiped from a police memorial were being squirreled away.
Two Toledo officers watched on Wednesday as a squirrel quickly snatched a flag off its wooden dowel and ran off with it. Lt. James Brown told The Blade newspaper (http://bit.ly/nBGR5A ) the bushy-tailed critter was too quick to catch.
Later, police noticed a squirrel hanging out on a tree branch outside a third-floor window at their headquarters building. They also spotted a squirrel's nest made of leaves and branches — and at least two of the little flags.
Brown says at least three of the flags have gone missing in recent days.
He's careful to point out he can't prove all were the work of the same squirrel.
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Information from: The Blade, http://www.toledoblade.com/
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* Proof that we can blame a animal for theft.
:ninja..."It wasn't me,that squirrel did it !" *

 

[Brujahpriest]

I knew those damn squirls were up to no good

 

[Guyzerr]

Where the hell is that tough cop when you need him? Bastard squirrel!

 

[Tim]

and this is why you pepper spray the little bastards when you get the chance.

 

[Ash1280]

" Know me is to love me. "

 

[cam elle toe]

" Know me is to love me. "

:24:

Bullwinkle: "Hey Rocky...why you pullin the little flags outta the memorial...that trick never works"
Rocky: "Im addicted to pepper spray, this is a sure way of gettin a hit"
Bullwinkle: "I gotta get me a new source"

 

[Guyzerr]

and this is why you pepper spray the little bastards when you get the chance.

Only in America... The Land of The Free and The Brave. :24:

 

[Tim]

Only in America... The Land of The Free and The Brave.

Brave enough to cross borders and visit neighboring towns :24:

 

[Guyzerr]

Brave enough to cross borders and visit neighboring towns :24:

I guess you don't follow the bouncing ball very well do you. I was south of the 49th not long ago and a bit more before that. To top it off I'm going again this weekend so fuck you very much. :fing27 You're efforts as a troll are slipping Timmy The Troll. You better kick it up a notch if you want to keep your standings as #1.

 

[Guyzerr]

Brave enough to cross borders and visit neighboring towns :24:

Oh... I forgot to mention you have no aversion to crossing borders providing there are no squirrels. :24:

 

[Ash1280]

Ah yes,these squirrels will have their revenge when you park your car under a tree.
Just don't do it.
cam:
Good response...lol.