Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Two girls were tottering home from a drunken night out and got caught in desperate need of a pee. They ducked into the graveyard. One said to the other
‘Oh bloody hell, I’ve got nothing to wipe with’.
‘Oh I’m just going use my knickers and then leave them’ replied her friend.
‘Well, I’m bloody not, these are my best pair!’
So she grabbed a broad ribbon from a nearby wreath and wiped herself with that.
Feeling better, with empty bladders, they staggered home.
The following day, one hubby called the other and said,
‘We’re gonna have to pull these two back into line, my trollop of a wife came home last night with no knickers on!!’
To which the other replied,
‘That’s nothing mate!! Mine had a card wedged in between her arse cheeks that said ‘From all the lads at the station – we’ll never forget you!!’ :tongue:
‘Oh bloody hell, I’ve got nothing to wipe with’.
‘Oh I’m just going use my knickers and then leave them’ replied her friend.
‘Well, I’m bloody not, these are my best pair!’
So she grabbed a broad ribbon from a nearby wreath and wiped herself with that.
Feeling better, with empty bladders, they staggered home.
The following day, one hubby called the other and said,
‘We’re gonna have to pull these two back into line, my trollop of a wife came home last night with no knickers on!!’
To which the other replied,
‘That’s nothing mate!! Mine had a card wedged in between her arse cheeks that said ‘From all the lads at the station – we’ll never forget you!!’ :tongue:
