One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says: "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed."
The man replies: "This is a special dog. Turn on the Detroit Lions game and you'll see."
The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turns on the game.
The guy says: "Watch. Whenever the Lions score, my dog does flips."
The Lions keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Lions actually win?" the bartender asks.
"I don't know,” the man replies. "I've only had him for seven years."
The man replies: "This is a special dog. Turn on the Detroit Lions game and you'll see."
The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turns on the game.
The guy says: "Watch. Whenever the Lions score, my dog does flips."
The Lions keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Lions actually win?" the bartender asks.
"I don't know,” the man replies. "I've only had him for seven years."
