southern md wants me! haha @sshole!!

[Jersey]

yeppers. someone responded to my resume on the autism speaks wesbite. she lives in college park, md... i dunno where that is, but she said it was southern maryland. she was willing to pay for my relocation and expenses etc..... but im too much of a jersey girl to go anywhere!

 

[AUDRAA]

did you have any doubt? Youre awesome girlfriend

 

[Jersey]

haha... ive been to southern maryland-- and i dont think i could live there... but it was a nice little pat on the back while i feel like such pooooooop!

ps-- the @sshole was to chris, not the woman who wants to hire me!

 

[UncleBacon]

college park is just outside of dc


thanks for the asshole compliment

 

[Jersey]

just trying to you back to your original status...


but im confused though-- college park is near DC? she said the closest city was lexington park?? isnt that where you are? maybe shes not actually from college park?

 

[Jersey]

wait-- this is the last thing she sent to me... as if i have a clue what shes talking about

"I live off 70 close to Fort Detrick. "

wheres that? is it the sticks?

 

[UncleBacon]

I just looked on the map your about 20-30 minutes if that from DC and Baltimore....right in the middle of the 2

 

[UncleBacon]

51 miles from DC 54 miles from baltimore

 

[Jersey]

yeah that means nothing to me... youre not close to that right? i dunno why she mentioned lexington park in her first response... thought that was kinda odd to mention for someone who may not know the area...

..unless she was trying to lure me there with the navy base? yeah-- that must be it

 

[UncleBacon]

so thats about a 30-45 minute drive I was wrong....not too bad...I'm an hour from dc and 1 1/2 from baltimore....it takes longer depending on traffic

 

[UncleBacon]

the town or city that the fort is in is called frederick....looks like a good size town

 

[Jersey]

yeah.. she just responded with that .. shes in frederick-- i think she may be drunk or something cuz she has sent me on like a wild goose chase to find out where the hell she lives.. first she lived here.. .then she was moving there... but her fmaily was way over there... i think ill stick with NY and NJ... crazy mullet-heads from So MD!!!!

 

[UncleBacon]

yeah....crazy summabitches

 

[Darkstar]

Its western md if its Frederick. Thats 20 from where we live.

 

[UncleBacon]

oh yeah you would be close to darkstar bagel and dantastic

 

[DanTastic]

and jett

 

[UncleBacon]

yeah her too