Song Lyrics huhs?

[AUFred]

"It rained so hard the day we left, the weather it was dry."

"I know there is no heaven and I pray there is no hell."

Can you think of others?

 

[Tyler Durden]

"She used to be a diplomat
But now she's down the laundromat"

 

[Jessica]

*the sun so high I froze to death*

 

[Tyler Durden]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, nooooo

 

[cam elle toe]

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you dont confuse them with mountains"

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[cam elle toe]

AGA doo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree.....

 

[Tyler Durden]

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you dont confuse them with mountains"

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LOL

Shakira no?

Remember my eldest daughter doing that on singstar and me thinking WTF?

 

[cam elle toe]

LOL

Shakira no?

Remember my eldest daughter doing that on singstar and me thinking WTF?

:nod: Loi loi loi loi loi loi

 

[Alien Allen]

Going back many years but just about any song by "Yes" made no sense.

The voice was just used as an instrument and I swear they were on acid when they wrote lyrics

 

[Peter Parka]

A song about Jim - :jk

The old Bastard lay sprawled on the nursin home floor
he'd been wankin an fell out of his chair,

An as he fell on his guts his colostun he bust
splatterin muck an guck an shit everywhere,

It was all up the wall on the matron an all
it was caked on her apron an hair,

And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in his hand.......

Ah, it couldn't ave been a worse day cos it was his birthday
with the rellies rallied all round his bed,

Absoloutly amazed that he'd actually made another birthday cos he should have ben dead,

With all that fuckin an fightin that he'd done in his life, he should have been hung years ago,

By any number of blokes whose missus he's poked with that monster he was strokin there now

(Chorus)
Ah, grandads got his stiffy
grandads got a bone
somebody better get nana in quick
we'd promised her we'd phone
He's OD'd on Viagra
CALL GRANDMOTHER UP ON THE PHONE
grandads got a stiffy
grandads got a bone

(verse)
But he just wouldn't stop wankin so we chucked on a blanked, so the women and kids couldn't see

his battered banana hangin out his pyjamas and the cum stain an shit on his sheets

but that filthy old bastard sat cackaling laughin, just waving his slug in the air

And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
'EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!'

(Chorus)
Cos, grandads got his stiffy
grandads got a bone
somebody better get nana in quick
we'd promised her we'd phone
Cos grandads going ballistic
CALL GRANDMOTHER UP ON THE PHONE
grandads got a stiffy
grandads got a bone

 

[cam elle toe]

I am the walrus.....coo coo ca choo.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds....


What WERE those Beatle boys on?:ninja

 

[Tyler Durden]

What WERE those Beatle boys on?:ninja

Well I think that's very well documented!

 

[AUFred]

I am the walrus.....coo coo ca choo.

Lucy in the sky with diamonds....


What WERE those Beatle boys on?:ninja

Yeah they had some great lyrics..."Toe-jam football"

 

[dt3]

Purple Haze. Does Jimi say "Scuse me while I kiss the sky", or "Scuse me while I kiss this guy"???????

 

[HottyToddyChick]

Oceanfront property in Arizona

 

[Tangerine]

Godspeed on the bakers at dawn.
May they all cut their thumbs and bleed into their buns.