beyondthepale
New Member
Hello. I would like to announce the opening of a new club for men called the Society for the Advancement of Man-Rape.
Here at the society we work to dispel the myths of man-rape and to advocate man-rape for all men. While we do not agree with men being raped, we do firmly support the right of a man to be raped, and for them to be considered attractive enough to be a candidate for rape.
The first myth I would like to dispel is that I am not good looking enough to be considered for man-rape. I am too good looking enough! You, the woman with the long coat on, I know you fit the stereotype of a manraper. You could very well consider me just for a change, you know. I would be delighted to be considered for man-rape someday. You would make me very happy to think of me and you know, you could do worse than me. I'm alright, I tell you. Sure, I'm no Fabio or the dork from Twilight, but by crackey, I am just peachy in the looks. Besides, what I lack in looks I make up for in enthusiasm.
See, there you have it, I am actually good looking enough to be considered for man-rape.
All those considering membership must adhere to three strict rules.
Rule one, man-rape is something that happens, and while it is never good that it happened, we are just pleased as you can be that the guys who were man-raped were considered for such a thing.
Rule two, nobody is too undesireable for man-rape. Here at the Society, we celebrate each person's unique traits that make them rapeable. Each person is special in their own way, and while that means no man is safe from being raped, all men are worthy of it. You are a beautiful person.
Rule three, no raping me.
Please fill in the application and mail it to the Society if you wish to be considered for membership.
Here at the society we work to dispel the myths of man-rape and to advocate man-rape for all men. While we do not agree with men being raped, we do firmly support the right of a man to be raped, and for them to be considered attractive enough to be a candidate for rape.
The first myth I would like to dispel is that I am not good looking enough to be considered for man-rape. I am too good looking enough! You, the woman with the long coat on, I know you fit the stereotype of a manraper. You could very well consider me just for a change, you know. I would be delighted to be considered for man-rape someday. You would make me very happy to think of me and you know, you could do worse than me. I'm alright, I tell you. Sure, I'm no Fabio or the dork from Twilight, but by crackey, I am just peachy in the looks. Besides, what I lack in looks I make up for in enthusiasm.
See, there you have it, I am actually good looking enough to be considered for man-rape.
All those considering membership must adhere to three strict rules.
Rule one, man-rape is something that happens, and while it is never good that it happened, we are just pleased as you can be that the guys who were man-raped were considered for such a thing.
Rule two, nobody is too undesireable for man-rape. Here at the Society, we celebrate each person's unique traits that make them rapeable. Each person is special in their own way, and while that means no man is safe from being raped, all men are worthy of it. You are a beautiful person.
Rule three, no raping me.
Please fill in the application and mail it to the Society if you wish to be considered for membership.
Ain't any of the girls, here, who would be considered rapists if they jumped my bones!
