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:rant: Called in. She is asking me about lifeline service. I hung up on her. Here is why.

Boomer: Thank you for calling us cellular lifeline, can I start with your 5 digit zip code?

Cust: 602

Boomer: Ma'am thats your area code. May I please have your 5 digit zip code?

Cust: Oh, Im sorry. Its...uh(sound of paper crumpling open and children running around) Its uh 73162.

Boomer: Thank you. How did you....(interupted)

Cust: How much is the 39.99 plan?

Boomer:.........

Cust: Hello?

Boomer:.........

Cust: hello? You there?

Boomer: (hangs up)
 
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Its actually scarey. These people are around you every day and you dont know it. They are a plague on humanity.
 
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See this is the reason our society is in sutch decline. People no longer have to think for themself. Seriously if you have every thing told to you that you should think of yourself on bright yellow labels pasted all over every thing people stop thinking for themselfes. A mattress that says do not machine wash, a tellascope that says not to use it to look at the sun, a kitchen knife box that says caution sharp objects contained inside. DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH. You should be able to look at a toaster and before hopping into the bathtub with it have the crazy notion in your head that this is not a good idea.


See the problem is is that a lott of these people who would normaly have been eliminated from our gene pool by sutch stupid acts as drying there hair while baithing or stabbing themselfes with a knofe cause they thought it wouldnt hurt have survived due to the ability of families of said victims suing the crap out of companys for not informing them that it was unsafe to stick their hand in the garbage disposal or wash their child in the washing machine. If I was a judge and a case like this came before me I would have to rule for the company and my reasoning would be because the person is stupid because it would take an idiot to do sutch a thing.

Sorry for the rant but I think that is y we get asked questions like that today because survival of the fitest is less relevant now.
 
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ouachiski said:
See this is the reason our society is in sutch decline. People no longer have to think for themself. Seriously if you have every thing told to you that you should think of yourself on bright yellow labels pasted all over every thing people stop thinking for themselfes. A mattress that says do not machine wash, a tellascope that says not to use it to look at the sun, a kitchen knife box that says caution sharp objects contained inside. DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH. You should be able to look at a toaster and before hopping into the bathtub with it have the crazy notion in your head that this is not a good idea.


See the problem is is that a lott of these people who would normaly have been eliminated from our gene pool by sutch stupid acts as drying there hair while baithing or stabbing themselfes with a knofe cause they thought it wouldnt hurt have survived due to the ability of families of said victims suing the crap out of companys for not informing them that it was unsafe to stick their hand in the garbage disposal or wash their child in the washing machine. If I was a judge and a case like this came before me I would have to rule for the company and my reasoning would be because the person is stupid because it would take an idiot to do sutch a thing.

Sorry for the rant but I think that is y we get asked questions like that today because survival of the fitest is less relevant now.
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people can be so stupid. i was out to eat one night and i heard a customer ask for a Pumpernickle sandwhich or Rye. im like WTF. the waiter was confused and the lady argued with him for like 5 mins. he tried to explain to her but dint want to listen. she said this is what i want. so he brought out a rye bread and in the middle was pumpernickle bread. she said what the fuck is this shit. i dint order this. i orderd a pumpernickle sandwhich on rye. at that point i was literally laughing so hard. the guy said yes you ordered a pumpernickle sandwhich on rye and this is what this is. it finally hit her that she wanted a pastromi sadwhich on rye.

fucking awesome night that was. :24::24::24::24::24::24:
 
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