So, the Women's Center...

[Agony]

Ok, so at my university there is a "Women's Center"...I got to see it via a sort of campus tour recently...The place is rittled with femenazi books and posters, a few couches, and even a kitchen [go figure]. So I got to thinking...this is gonna be a great place to pick up chicks. I know what you're thinking, the Women's Center is for women only...but I found a loophole, its actually only for "self-identified women"...so I'm just gonna waltz on in there tomorrow and claim I'm a woman trapped in a man's body who just so happens to be a lesbian butch horn dog. Honestly, this is probably like, the best plan I've ever come up with. Wish me luck!

 

[Kat]

ummm hows about no not at all...thats just wrong

 

[Jersey]

not to burst your bubble... but the only reason i know of that a woman would be visiting such a place.. is if they have a "problem"....


just sayin

 

[Agony]

not to burst your bubble... but the only reason i know of that a woman would be visiting such a place.. is if they have a "problem"....


just sayin

Well, yeah thats the best part, if we're fooling around and forget to wrap up, heck...she's already there.

 

[Jersey]

..and if you're lucky- she'll pass it to you before she goes

 

[Agony]

..and if you're lucky- she'll pass it to you before she goes

No complaints here. If she dumped a kid off on me I would just buy a $3 basket and blanket and leave that kid in front of a police office. Easy come easy go.

 

[Jersey]

please read your PM before you continue in this thread

 

[Agony]

please read your PM before you continue in this thread

Duly noted.

 

[Kat]

No complaints here. If she dumped a kid off on me I would just buy a $3 basket and blanket and leave that kid in front of a police office. Easy come easy go.

do you seriously think thats a funny statement:confused

 

[Jersey]

for the record... i was referring to passing you a disease, not a child..

 

[Agony]

do you seriously think thats a funny statement:confused

Not really, but its not illegal and less of a hassle than putting up for adoption.

for the record... i was referring to passing you a disease, not a child..

Oh, well I think the center helps with that too.

You must be a freshman away from home for the very first time.

Not really, this is my second year.

 

[Tim]

Since the womens center you are talking about started in 1968, I'm sure they have dealt with your kind before... I say, give it a try... I'd love to hear how you got you butt whooped by a bunch of women.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Worst thread of 2007.

I agree with Tim though. I can't wait for your post from intensive care...

 

[Agony]

I'll let you know when I get some results.

 

[JuJu]

I'll let you know when I get some results.

Let us know if you get an education.

 

[sundvlfn88]

Dude are you an idiot? Because there is nothing in this thread that you have said that proves different.

 

[dt3]

Oh no, did this poor little douche get himself banned already???