so i broke up with my girlfriend last night

[Grid_Lock]

we made plans, when she knowingly had plans with her dad, telling me that she assumed he was going to cancel them with her.

i told her that the plans were off because if i clear my schedule, i expect her to keep plans with me.

she told me that i always piss her off.

i told her she was a worthless piece of shit

/relationship.

 

[SloMoFo]

wow you sound like a great catch / sarcasm

 

[Grid_Lock]

wow you sound like a great catch / sarcasm

your mother would be lucky do date me.

 

[UncleBacon]

lets keep it nice the 2 of you

 

[mdvaldosta]

Lol that's kinda funnah.

 

[Jersey]

you're a real charmer...

 

[lemon]

so thats how men get a bad image...

 

[TheOriginalJames]

your mother would be lucky do date me.

Ok lets not be a dick.

Sorry about your relationship or something like that. Sounds like you're better off with your left hand.

 

[White2000GT]

And if you need a reference, just look at James' avatar.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I have to say that my husband was not quite that bad

 

[horseshoeing]

Way to go! Don't take any shit for her. Most girl like that and will stay with you forever if you treat them like shit. I never could be mean to any of my girls. I am really a real sweet heart.

 

[Grid_Lock]

i am too. i never did anything to piss her off. she was just weird

and why hasn't anyone asked me for noods yet?
you all are slacking!

 

[TheOnly]

I think Grid_Lock is kinda in the right ther. people shouldnt double book themselvs in the hope that one of them will cancel.

 

[Veronica]

noods?

Damn, i must be behind on the lingo.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

noods?

Damn, i must be behind on the lingo.

thats what I was thinking. WTF does "nood" mean?

 

[mdvaldosta]

nood --> nude

 

[peppermint]

So your gf is a worthless piece of sh*t because she wants to spend time with her dad, instead of with you. You sound like you're starved for attention. Are you sure you even had a girlfriend? This sounds more like a ploy to get a bunch of people worked up just so you have somebody to argue with. Second clue: offering "noods". What? Did you find a new stash of pr0n on the webbie and you can't wait to show it off?

You know... I'm single. I'd be willing to part out my car, pimp my cat, and sell koolaide on a street corner for some one on one with you. You wanna cyber? Oh wait, that was another topic.

I'd rather eat a slice of mold crusted bread, spread with vegemite.

*Snap*

Oops! Back to reality.

You don't have a girlfriend and nobody wants to see your noods.

 

[TheOnly]

Ouch! tough reply man!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

So your gf is a worthless piece of sh*t because she wants to spend time with her dad, instead of with you. You sound like you're starved for attention. Are you sure you even had a girlfriend? This sounds more like a ploy to get a bunch of people worked up just so you have somebody to argue with. Second clue: offering "noods". What? Did you find a new stash of pr0n on the webbie and you can't wait to show it off?

You know... I'm single. I'd be willing to part out my car, pimp my cat, and sell koolaide on a street corner for some one on one with you. You wanna cyber? Oh wait, that was another topic.

I'd rather eat a slice of mold crusted bread, spread with vegemite.

*Snap*

Oops! Back to reality.

You don't have a girlfriend and nobody wants to see your noods.

bwhahahahha!!

 

[Hurt911gen]

So your gf is a worthless piece of sh*t because she wants to spend time with her dad, instead of with you. You sound like you're starved for attention. Are you sure you even had a girlfriend? This sounds more like a ploy to get a bunch of people worked up just so you have somebody to argue with. Second clue: offering "noods". What? Did you find a new stash of pr0n on the webbie and you can't wait to show it off?

You know... I'm single. I'd be willing to part out my car, pimp my cat, and sell koolaide on a street corner for some one on one with you. You wanna cyber? Oh wait, that was another topic.

I'd rather eat a slice of mold crusted bread, spread with vegemite.

*Snap*

Oops! Back to reality.

You don't have a girlfriend and nobody wants to see your noods.

OH SNAP!!

on the other note, I'm single and loving it, I keep my paycheck to myself *BWAHAHA*
but it gets boring calling JMilley or someone to play Enemy Territory.