Makeshifter
New Member
Man, we didn't get more than two trick-or-treaters at our house this year. Even though we don't live in a terrible location, all the parents take their kids to the "rich part of town". Dude, those neighborhoods are overrun with everybody's little hellions, and then they complain that each house only gave out one piece of candy. Well, yeah, you all had the same bright idea! The precise bright idea, in fact, that you have every year. I mean, jeeze, people, all I wanna do is creepily pass out Tootsie Pops to your sugar-blasted crotch dumplings. Is that so wrong?