Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table waiting for
customers. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she
stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....
Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped
up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly
departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral of this story --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are
dumb. But, all men are men
customers. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived and bet
twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you
don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that, she
stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....
Southern Girl needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped
up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly
departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral of this story --- Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are
dumb. But, all men are men
