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[ATKU2]

HEY EVERYONE...
Please share with me all the jokes you want.....

BUT PLEASE.. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE...
Don't be like Stephticles on Playlist.com and do DEAD BABIES JOKES!

I have a quick joke, and plz tell me if it is stupid

Joke: Why do homeless people love Barack Obama?
Joke Answer: Cause they can stand up for change

PLZ SHARE YOUR JOKES....
ALL ARE WELCOME
AND PLEASE
NOTHING
ABOUT
DEAD
BABIES

THANKS FOR READING!

 

[Lord Stanley]

dont know any jokes about dead babies

 

[ATKU2]

Thats good, but some wierdo on Playlist.com did, and she was pissing me off by contaminating my forums with those kinds of jokes.

 

[Lord Stanley]

that obama one was mildly funny

 

[ATKU2]

Thanks

 

[JanieDough]

i think this is spam

 

[ATKU2]

Well, you think that then... have fun, and welcome to my forum.

 

[Lord Stanley]

it is his forum you see

 

[ATKU2]

Thanks Lord Stanley, I got a new joke...
(NOTE: THIS JOKE HAS ADULT CONTENT IN IT, DON'T VIEW IF YOU ARE IMMATURE OR TOO YOUNG)

An Iraqi man is being interviewed by US reporters, he is being told that he must speak to the best of the English that he knows, and here is how the conversation went….

US reporter- Hello sir, would you mind telling us your name?
Iraqi man- Abdul Al-Babirah
US reporter- sex?
Iraqi man- Three to five times a week
US reporter- no, no… I mean male or female?
Iraqi man- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel
US reporter- Holy Cow!
Iraqi man- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general
US reporter- But isn’t it hostile?
Iraqi man- Horse Style, Doggystyle, any style!
US reporter- Oh dear!
Iraqi man- No, no! Deer runs to fast!
Later that day, the whole conversation got cancelled, and someone else was interviewed.

 

[Lord Stanley]

no good sounds home made

 

[ATKU2]

yeah but it is kinda funny if you think about it

 

[ATKU2]

Another quick joke:

Boy: Would you punish me for not doing something?
Teacher: Of course not
Boy: Good, I didn’t do my homework


Lolz.... sorta funny...

 

[JanieDough]

it is his forum you see

oh ok-i just thought the dead baby comment was weird so i figured it for spam

 

[Lord Stanley]

oh ok-i just thought the dead baby comment was weird so i figured it for spam

i think he is nuts

 

[StickBoy]

i think he is nuts

:homo:

 

[ATKU2]

WOW..... if you don't believe me see for yourself, go to Create & Share Music Playlists, Search & Listen to Favorite Music Online - Playlist Sign up, go to forums, and look for a forum by a person called IBreakLocks4U. Then you'll find my forums, and in I think all of them this person called Stephticles put up dead babies jokes.

 

[Lord Stanley]

are you an alien?

 

[ATKU2]

Shh.... I just escaped from Area 51...