sexual percentage...

[Veronica]

What's your sexual percentage?
Directions-
Start with 100% and subtract 5% for each thing you've done on the list. After you are done, put your percentage up. : )

1. smoked
2. drank
3. done drug
4. have fingered/been fingered
5. given a handjob/gotten a handjob
6. french kissed
7. felt someone up/been felt up
8. given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob
9. licked out someone/been licked out
10. had sex
11. had a threesome
12. given or taken it in the butt
13. made a sex tape
14. done any sexual act on a school campus
15. peed on someone's lawn while drunk
16. had sex/messed around in your room while your parents were home
17. had sex/messed around in a public place or somewhere where there was at least one person present
18. gotten caught having a party
19. used sex toys
20. snuck into someone's room/your own room after being out

I scored 20%

These are what i havent done:
11. had a threesome
12. given or taken it in the butt
15. peed on someone's lawn while drunk
18. gotten caught having a party

 

[MrAWatts]

55% <monotone face and blank expression> I'm quite the wild child</monotone voice and blank expression>

 

[Tim]

Damn... I scored a 0% :dunno

What's that say about me???

 

[MrAWatts]

Re: RE: sexual percentage...

Damn... I scored a 0% :dunno

What's that say about me???

It says that you...
1. have puffed on your share of cancer sticks
2. got wasted
3. done drugs with the local crackhead behind that one building
4. been fingered
5. given a handjob
6. mouth to mouth rececitation with some tonsuel hockey
7. been felt up
8. given a blowjob
9. been licked out
10. had sex
11. had phonesex on a 3way call
12. taken it in the butt
13. made a sex tape
14. done many sexual acts on a school campus
15. peed on someone's lawn while sober
16. had sex while your parents were home
17. had sex in a public place or somewhere where there was at least tons of ppl present
18. gotten caught having an avon party
19. used long floppy sex toys on self
20. snuck into someone's room room after being out

Dood :tard

 

[sp3nis]

13. made a sex tape
19. used sex toys


I guess ill have to put these on my to do list... :lol

 

[MrAWatts]

Re: RE: sexual percentage...

13. made a sex tape
19. used sex toys


I guess ill have to put these on my to do list... :lol

At the same time! Just make sure it isn't a solo tape if you do happen to do them both at the same time...

 

[MikeHawke]

I've never made a sex tape.....you do the math

 

[TheOriginalJames]

30%. Christ, I need to get out more.

edit: I can't add. It's late. lol

This whole percentage thing, bah. I dunno what I'd be.

 

[CareBear3030]

I plead the 5th!!! :dunno

 

[sp3nis]

Re: RE: sexual percentage...

I plead the 5th!!! :dunno

haha

 

[HOTRODSnBOOZE]

15. peed on someone's lawn while drunk

5% .....I hope we're playing lowball here. :wtf

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

ive done 13 of them and i still have some years left :banana

i got a 35%

 

[czwalga00gt]

1. smoked
3. done drug
11. had a threesome
12. given or taken it in the butt
19. used sex toys
13. made a sex tape


So, 30% not too bad, oh after me and my ex (2.5 years) broke up... a month after she started having poop sex to piss me off... cause she was really conservative when we dated. :spank





17. had sex/messed around in a public place or somewhere where there was at least one person present

This one was borderline... so i could have a 35%, i madeout with my roomates sister while he was passed out in his bed 4 feet away. Its not a public place.... but I think it counts... what do you guys think?? :banana

 

[AtlanticBlue99]

there was a risk of getting cought if he woke up, so it counts IMO

 

[sp3nis]

i say it counts to!

 

[UncleBacon]

5% I feel so slutty :hump :hump :hump :hump :hump :hump :hump :hump

 

[Veronica]

what was the one thing you didnt do? lol

 

[Mini Vin]

%5

i am still waiting on the threesome... :hump

 

[Veronica]

lol.

 

[Mini Vin]

wait a second.?.?.?.? would using both hands be considered a threesome?? if so, make that %0 :rock