Consider the father who attends a PTA meeting where the principal explains that the school's sex education classes are to begin soon and urges the parents to have some basic discussions with their kids at home first.
The father had given his older boy a "birds and bees" talk two years before and wants to spare himself the ordeal again. When he gets home, he calls the boy into the study and asks him to give his younger brother the instruction he had been given two years before.
The boy agrees and rushes off to talk with his younger brother.
"Hey, bro," he says, "want to know something?"
"What?" the younger lad asks.
"You know how a man and a woman get together when they want to have kids?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, Dad wants me to tell you that birds and flowers do the same thing."
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The father had given his older boy a "birds and bees" talk two years before and wants to spare himself the ordeal again. When he gets home, he calls the boy into the study and asks him to give his younger brother the instruction he had been given two years before.
The boy agrees and rushes off to talk with his younger brother.
"Hey, bro," he says, "want to know something?"
"What?" the younger lad asks.
"You know how a man and a woman get together when they want to have kids?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, Dad wants me to tell you that birds and flowers do the same thing."
http://www.thirdage.com/humor/talki...t=1558997&utm_campaign=thirdage#ixzz10OdCAftW
