Seasonal Jokes

[Peter Parka]

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my new years resolution.
1024×768.

I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas Although what the daft bastard wants with an ex box I'll never know.

Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

 

[Butterfly]

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[Ertragen]

I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my new years resolution.
1024×768.

I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas Although what the daft bastard wants with an ex box I'll never know.

Christmas is shit. Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.

You need to change your New Year's Resolution.
1920x1080 is goal of every modern man.