A man went to the doctor and said: "Doctor, whenever I fart there's no smell."
Intrigued, the doctor asked he man if he could fart then and there, which the man did, very loudly. The doctor sniffed a few times and said: "Yes, I think I know what the problem is," and went out of his office. He came back a moment later with a very long stick with a menacing-looking hook on the end.
The man became very frightened and asked: "Doctor, what are you going to do with that thing?"
The doctor replied: "I'm going to open the window - there's something wrong with your nose!"
Intrigued, the doctor asked he man if he could fart then and there, which the man did, very loudly. The doctor sniffed a few times and said: "Yes, I think I know what the problem is," and went out of his office. He came back a moment later with a very long stick with a menacing-looking hook on the end.
The man became very frightened and asked: "Doctor, what are you going to do with that thing?"
The doctor replied: "I'm going to open the window - there's something wrong with your nose!"
