Retirement planning:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it wouldnow be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had! $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00 .
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drankall
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you
would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drinkheavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it wouldnow be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had! $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00 .
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drankall
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,you
would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drinkheavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
