Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
- Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take a dump
here. Your asshole is in Washington.
- Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
You're too good for him.
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly
Hill, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills, CA
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.
- Men's Room, Lindas Bar and Grill Chapel Hill, North Carolina
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort,Dallas,Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke
University, Durham, North Carolina.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. -
Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. -
Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
- Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
If you voted for Bush in the last election, you can't take a dump
here. Your asshole is in Washington.
- Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?"
- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia
You're too good for him.
- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevics, Beverly
Hill, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly
Hills, CA
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
- Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of
putting up with her shit.
- Men's Room, Lindas Bar and Grill Chapel Hill, North Carolina
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're
going to have trouble with it.
- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort,Dallas,Texas
Express Lane: Five beers or less
- Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
Beauty is only a light switch away. - Perkins Library, Duke
University, Durham, North Carolina.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then
let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. -
Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. -
Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
