Religion is like a penis

[cam elle toe]

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat!


I saw this on another forum just now and thought I would share

 

[Dana]

this would do well with an image... joke fail.

 

[cam elle toe]

this would do well with an image... joke fail.

nah....I laughed...you should have used this one...which I cant find,,,

"This thread is useless without pics."..

Is that why you didnt use it?

 

[Dana]

 

[cam elle toe]

ohhhh....now I got ya....Your saying my joke failed coz I didnt print an image, and I left out "childrens"


Well,....not everything is about YOU ( your favourite saying besides "I like bewbs")...and I can tell it how I like..... I gotta ask though, why even comment...oh, thats right...your a smart arse and cant help yourself.

 

[Siphorous]

Hey Cam, if Religion is like a penis - shall we talk porn :ninja

 

[cam elle toe]

Hey Cam, if Religion is like a penis - shall we talk porn :ninja

well. according to Dana...I just got pwned....is that the same thing...I cant keep up with his so called "cool talk"

 

[Siphorous]

well. according to Dana...I just got pwned....is that the same thing...I cant keep up with his so called "cool talk"

I dunno what Dana was going on about - I tried not to pay attention but as for me, I was trying to be lewd and lighten the mood

 

[cam elle toe]

I dunno what Dana was going on about - I tried not to pay attention but as for me, I was trying to be lewd and lighten the mood

I try not to pay attention to him too....but he seems to want to antagonise me lately...and I;ve been SO good sitting on my hands when he posts threads like "Should I be a dick" etc....


And you DID lighten the mood....with your lewd.....and rude.....ummm....Food?

 

[MoonOwl]

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat!

:shesaid

 

[Staci]

i saw this on your FB!! i like it

 

[AUFred]

I saw it on facebook too. I have both but prefer to discuss them in private.

 

[RedRyder]

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat!


I saw this on another forum just now and thought I would share

:thumbup

I like it.

 

[KLD1019]

hilarious! im tempted to post it on my FB!

 

[Mystic]

It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat!


I saw this on another forum just now and thought I would share

amen sister! :tooth

 

[BornReady]

nice... and I like it better without the "children's". If we're talking children then I'd change it to:

And God won't be able to save you if you try to shove it down my child's throat.

 

[Codrus]

so.....if your an athiest,.....does that make you dickless or just a eunuch? :24:

(yes, i know they are basically the same)

 

[Codrus]

[video=youtube;GmrOXLAFskc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmrOXLAFskc[/video]

 

[Darrell]

Best. Thread. Ever.

 

[brieze]

:thumbup