Pink_Floyd87
Member
You know you're a redneck if you go to a family reunion to find a date
...if you've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame......
....if your boat hasn't left the driveway for 15 years........
....if you think the stock market has a fence around it.....
....if your home has more miles on it than your car.........
....if you keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.............
....if your front porch collapses and killes your dog, the nieghbors dog ,your moms dog, your dads dog, and your cousin/girlfiends dog.
...if you've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame......
....if your boat hasn't left the driveway for 15 years........
....if you think the stock market has a fence around it.....
....if your home has more miles on it than your car.........
....if you keep a can of raid on the kitchen table.............
....if your front porch collapses and killes your dog, the nieghbors dog ,your moms dog, your dads dog, and your cousin/girlfiends dog.
