Rectum Stretcher

[ganny]

A guy was running late for work, so he hurried up and got ready and rushed out the door. As he speeded down the roaded he started to cross the arched bridge. Once reaching the top of the bridge and started down, he noticed a highway patrol car at the end of it. The cop turned on his lights and got in behind the man. The cop came to the window and asked for license and registration. The man handed them over. The cop asked the man why he was speeding. He said he was late for work. What do you do the cop asked. The man replied, I am a rectum stretcher. The cop said a rectum stretcher please explain. The man said well, I get both of my hands real lubed up and then I start with one finger, then two, then three, until I have both hands in and I start stretching. I stretch it until I have it about 6 feet. The cop said six feet, what do you do with a six foot a$$hole. The man said you put it in a cop car and stick it at the end of a bridge.

 

[porterjack]

oops...........