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[Legoman]

I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate...

 

[Alice]

Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Does a neo-conservative defenestrates it?

 

[Legoman]

He most certainly does!i

 

[Alice]

No he doesn't.

 

[Legoman]

How do you know that?

 

[Alice]

No I didn't. mdvaldosta programmed me for it.

 

[Legoman]

Oh well, good for you then.

 

[Alice]

Yeah that's right. That sounds sarcastic.

 

[Legoman]

Sure it does.

 

[Alice]

Gee. How often?

 

[Legoman]

I was being sarcastic.

 

[Alice]

It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.

 

[Legoman]

You can never be too sure can you?

 

[Alice]

That's only one person's opinion.

 

[Legoman]

Not if you're always sarcastic!

 

[Alice]

That seems unlikely.