raped by a demon. wtf

[Bandit]

soooooo i grew up with this girl in church. i hadnt seen her for about 5-6 years. i was at a party a couple months ago and ran into her and since then weve been talking and having crazy wild monkey sex. fun.
last night she came over to my house and started telling me that she can seee demons n chit. ooookaaaayyy. cool.
THEN she tells me that she was actually raped by a demon and that his cock was cold. she said the demon that raped her was incubus.

now, im typically not one to judge, but does this sound a bit far fetched to anyone else lol?
she was telling me all this and it was actually really hard not to laugh. so i just reached for the bottle of jack and listened.

 

[Johnny C]

LoL... well, I guess some people believe in that kinda shit... so to them, it's totally real, but maybe she was on some kinda hallucinogen at the time or something, who knows, LoL.....

 

[Bandit]

nah dude she was sober. lmao.
and she was so fucking genuine about it.

 

[juggler]

Sounds like an over active imagination to me!!:eek

 

[Elle]

She was raped by Incubus?? does she hate their music or something??

 

[Pudding Time]

She was raped by Incubus?? does she hate their music or something??

in·cu·bus (

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n. pl. in·cu·bus·es or in·cu·bi (-b

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1. An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
2. A nightmare.
3. An oppressive or nightmarish burden.

 

[groundpounder]

is she hot?

 

[Bandit]

lol yup.

 

[groundpounder]

post pics or GTFO

 

[trixter]

Ithink that girl tried to hard to get attention

 

[groundpounder]

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

run. and don't look back. this chick is a lunatic!

 

[Elle]

in·cu·bus (

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ng

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n. pl. in·cu·bus·es or in·cu·bi (-b

)
1. An evil spirit supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with women as they sleep.
2. A nightmare.
3. An oppressive or nightmarish burden.

lmfao@you taking that seriously!!

 

[Elle]

Tell her to sketch this incubus thing. Would love to see that.

 

[Cotton]

Pics or BS.

 

[Bandit]

lol i think she watched the excorcism of emily rose a few too many times. pics pics pics check out her website: demonfucker.com

 

[Cotton]

I remember watching "Unsolved Mysterys" as a kid. There was one episode that this women claimed she was raped nightly by a ghost.

 

[skyblue]

an icubus is thought to have a member so huge that only an incubii can accomodate him........as for the woman raped by ghost watch the old movie 'the entity'...thats based on a womans experiences

 

[Bandit]

i was thinking that she just sat on a popsicle or something... lmao

 

[Elle]

lol i think she watched the excorcism of emily rose a few too many times. pics pics pics check out her website: demonfucker.com

WHHHHAAATTT? I'm totally not clicking on that here at work, but that's HER site? What's on it?