I get random stuff emailed to me so here yea go
>: Holy Soap
> >>
> >>
> >> Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and
> >>
> >> step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
> >>
> >>
> >> Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
> >>
> >> bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand,
> >>
> >> and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he
> >> sees three nuns heading his way.
> >>
>
>>
> >> Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes
> >>
> >> like he's a statue.
> >>
> >>
> >> The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun
> >>
> >> suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a
> >>
> >> bar of soap.
> >>
> >> "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser." To test her
> >>
> >> theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he
> >>
> >> drops the second bar of soap.
>
>>
> >>
> >> Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, Then twice
> >>
> >> and three times but nothing happens.
> >>
> >> So she gives several more tugs, then yells.
> >>
> >>
> >> "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"
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> > >> > > > IQ test
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should
> > >>spend
> > >> > the
> > >> > > > rest of your day......
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
> > >>action
> > >> > > > of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to
the
> > >> > > > shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
> >sunglasses,
> > >>how
> > >> > > > should he express himself?
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...
dunno the origin of it but figure u all might enjoy so here yea go
>: Holy Soap
> >>
> >>
> >> Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and
> >>
> >> step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
> >>
> >>
> >> Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
> >>
> >> bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand,
> >>
> >> and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he
> >> sees three nuns heading his way.
> >>
>
>>
> >> Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes
> >>
> >> like he's a statue.
> >>
> >>
> >> The nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun
> >>
> >> suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a
> >>
> >> bar of soap.
> >>
> >> "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser." To test her
> >>
> >> theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he
> >>
> >> drops the second bar of soap.
>
>>
> >>
> >> Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, Then twice
> >>
> >> and three times but nothing happens.
> >>
> >> So she gives several more tugs, then yells.
> >>
> >>
> >> "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"
_____________________________________________________
> > >> > > > IQ test
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how you should
> > >>spend
> > >> > the
> > >> > > > rest of your day......
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the
> > >>action
> > >> > > > of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to
the
> > >> > > > shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
> >sunglasses,
> > >>how
> > >> > > > should he express himself?
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > >
> > >> > > > Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...
dunno the origin of it but figure u all might enjoy so here yea go
wned
