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A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to take a closer look at the property. He saw the rancher sitting out by the gate and struck up a conversation about the land, weather, etc. Then the cowboy asked the rancher," Is that your dog?"
The rancher said "Yup"
"Mind if I talk to him?" asked the cowboy.
"Durn fool, don’t you know dogs can’t talk!"
The cowboy replied, "So what’s the harm? May I?"
The rancer shrugged, "Go right ahead."
The cowboy ambled up to the dog and said,"Howdy!" The dog
replied, "Hello."
The rancher’s eyes popped wide open. The cowboy continued, "Is this your master?"
"Yep, he sure is," said the dog
"Does he treat you all right?"
"Sure does. He feeds me, he lets me sleep inside and every day he takes me to the lake to play."
The rancher was dumbfounded.
The cowboy said to the rancher, "Is that your horse over there?"
"Yes."
"Do you mind if I talk to him?"
The rancher replied, "Now, I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can’t talk."
"Well, then what would it hurt?"
"Go right ahead."The cowboy said to the horse, "Hello." The horse replied,"Hello."
The rancher stood there with his jaw on the ground. The cowboy asked,"Is that your owner?"
"Yup, sure is."
"He treat you okay?"
"Sure," replied the horse, tossing his mane, "he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, feeds me good and he keeps me in the barn out of the bad weather."
The cowboy looked satisfied and turned to the rancher,"Are those your sheep over there?"
The rancher got a strained look on his face and stammered, "Them sheep out there, they ’re nothing but a bunch of liars!"
The rancher said "Yup"
"Mind if I talk to him?" asked the cowboy.
"Durn fool, don’t you know dogs can’t talk!"
The cowboy replied, "So what’s the harm? May I?"
The rancer shrugged, "Go right ahead."
The cowboy ambled up to the dog and said,"Howdy!" The dog
replied, "Hello."
The rancher’s eyes popped wide open. The cowboy continued, "Is this your master?"
"Yep, he sure is," said the dog
"Does he treat you all right?"
"Sure does. He feeds me, he lets me sleep inside and every day he takes me to the lake to play."
The rancher was dumbfounded.
The cowboy said to the rancher, "Is that your horse over there?"
"Yes."
"Do you mind if I talk to him?"
The rancher replied, "Now, I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can’t talk."
"Well, then what would it hurt?"
"Go right ahead."The cowboy said to the horse, "Hello." The horse replied,"Hello."
The rancher stood there with his jaw on the ground. The cowboy asked,"Is that your owner?"
"Yup, sure is."
"He treat you okay?"
"Sure," replied the horse, tossing his mane, "he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, feeds me good and he keeps me in the barn out of the bad weather."
The cowboy looked satisfied and turned to the rancher,"Are those your sheep over there?"
The rancher got a strained look on his face and stammered, "Them sheep out there, they ’re nothing but a bunch of liars!"
