FreightTrain
Active Member
What's the Greek army's motto?
>>Never Leave Your Buddy's Behind.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
>>One less drunken Irishman.
Did you know that 85% of Japanese men have Cataracts?
>>The rest drive Rincolns and Chevlorets.
Why don't Arabs get hemorrhoids?
>>Because they're such perfect assholes.
Did you hear about the old Polish man who told his children that his only wish was to be buried at sea?
>>His 2 sons drowned digging his grave.
Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico?
>>Because all of the Mexicans that can swim are in the US.
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
>>A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.
What do you call an Oriental person on Quaaludes?
>>A mello-yellow.
>>Never Leave Your Buddy's Behind.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
>>One less drunken Irishman.
Did you know that 85% of Japanese men have Cataracts?
>>The rest drive Rincolns and Chevlorets.
Why don't Arabs get hemorrhoids?
>>Because they're such perfect assholes.
Did you hear about the old Polish man who told his children that his only wish was to be buried at sea?
>>His 2 sons drowned digging his grave.
Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico?
>>Because all of the Mexicans that can swim are in the US.
How was the Grand Canyon formed?
>>A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.
What do you call an Oriental person on Quaaludes?
>>A mello-yellow.
