andcuriouser
Active Member
I have nothing against them. I love getting them, but don't really very often.
I'm the most immature creature ever, though. I love watching infomercials and phoning without any intention of buying it. I realize it probably pisses them off, but sometimes I'll phone just to wish them a good day.
Anyway, just now, I had the following conversation:
"Hi, this is Charles speaking. Which product are you intested in?"
"The magic bullet. That looks pretty cool. It must make mealtime a real breeze."
"Uh, okay... can I get your name?"
"Fulbright."
"Uh, I'm sorry. What was it?"
"Fulbright."
"Could you spell that please?"
"F-U-L-B-R-I-G-H-T."
"F-U-L-B-R-I-G-H-T?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Um. Okay. And your last name?"
"Price. P-R-I-C-E."
"Okay, can I get your postal code?"
"90210."
"Oh. Really."
*click*
He hung up on me! DAMN WHAT THE HELL. I LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS. SO WHAT?
Half the time I can barely do these things without laughing, so I always sound like I have to pee really bad or something, because I talk so weird. I'm immature. Oh yes.
I'm the most immature creature ever, though. I love watching infomercials and phoning without any intention of buying it. I realize it probably pisses them off, but sometimes I'll phone just to wish them a good day.
Anyway, just now, I had the following conversation:
"Hi, this is Charles speaking. Which product are you intested in?"
"The magic bullet. That looks pretty cool. It must make mealtime a real breeze."
"Uh, okay... can I get your name?"
"Fulbright."
"Uh, I'm sorry. What was it?"
"Fulbright."
"Could you spell that please?"
"F-U-L-B-R-I-G-H-T."
"F-U-L-B-R-I-G-H-T?"
"Yeah."
"Oh. Um. Okay. And your last name?"
"Price. P-R-I-C-E."
"Okay, can I get your postal code?"
"90210."
"Oh. Really."
*click*
He hung up on me! DAMN WHAT THE HELL. I LIVE IN BEVERLY HILLS. SO WHAT?
Half the time I can barely do these things without laughing, so I always sound like I have to pee really bad or something, because I talk so weird. I'm immature. Oh yes.
