Postaholics Disease

[Dana]

I have Postoholics Disease. It's rare disease that is classified by the symptoms of drunken posting on various forums and on social media. It's the equivalent of drunk dialing and texting except the individual usually gets on the internet while binge eating like he just smoked a huge blunt. It's usually accompanied by an abundance of horrific typing errors and passing out at the keyboard.

:ninja Oh and you can disregard last nights thread... Thanks and this has been a broadcast of Postoholics Anonymous.

 

[Darrell]

I was hoping you were going to decipher the post for us. :tooth

 

[pinkporridge]

Weird, I never text, type or call when im drunk. Does that make me abnormal?

 

[Dana]

I was hoping you were going to decipher the post for us. :tooth

I noticed it was on 3 pages already... Holy shit... Haven't read any replies. :surrender

 

[AUFred]

Very nice. I spent all day looking for my decoder ring.

 

[Dana]

Weird, I never text, type or call when im drunk. Does that make me abnormal?

Yup LOL.

 

[pinkporridge]

When I have to close one eye to see straight to text I know it's time to put the phone away

 

[Dana]

Oh ands I made the last part up, I usually make it to my bed before passing out. On the bright side... Yesterday was fun times. Area festival, a day of great eats and beer.

 

[Zorak]

and beer.

Guessed that bit

 

[darkcgi]

That is too funny too funny

 

[Natasha]

Thankfully I usually sign out of here when I'm drinking...or relegate myself to the Admin Room where only Darrell and V can see what I say. I'm WAY worse about texting while drunk. And I get...uhhh...nevermind.

 

[dancingpotato]

I tend to get to drunk to know how to operate my phone or computer and pass out trying haha

 

[Natasha]

I tend to get to drunk to know how to operate my phone or computer and pass out trying haha

I got my ass chewed one day b/c apparently I had talked to a guy while I was drunk and he told me to text him and let him know I got home okay (I was NOT driving, for the record). Well, hell, I was drunk enough to puke that night (literally, I've puked from being drunk MAYBE 4 times in my life) and I forgot to text him. 2 days later he texts me and says "Well, I guess you're not dead in a ditch somewhere. Thanks for the text letting me know you made it home safely."

 

[dancingpotato]

Yeah thats happened to me a few times...it's nice to know they care enough to leave it a few days :24:

 

[Natasha]

Yeah thats happened to me a few times...it's nice to know they care enough to leave it a few days :24:

What REALLY stood out to me was that I hadn't talked to him...so how did he know I wasn't dead in a ditch??? Stalker much??? :24:

This is the same guy who recently professed his undying love for me and offered to make me happy for the rest of my life if I'd just let him. Uhhhh, no thanks.

 

[dancingpotato]

What REALLY stood out to me was that I hadn't talked to him...so how did he know I wasn't dead in a ditch??? Stalker much??? :24:

This is the same guy who recently professed his undying love for me and offered to make me happy for the rest of my life if I'd just let him. Uhhhh, no thanks.

Lol! I used to be so bad for drunk texting til I managed to just stop. I still do send the odd message. My mate drunk dials me all the time and leaves voicemails. It's pretty funny.

 

[End Of All]

I feel the pain of Postaholics disease.

I will stay on for a solid hour or 2 and reply to or read almost anything that is remotely interesting.:idhitit: