Possibly the most interesting smoke break, ever.

[TheOriginalJames]

Went downstairs for a cig... standin there and the pregnant lady comes down with her dog, not quite so pregnant anymore. She brought her dog down to go potty. She's always so friendly and she asked me how I was "good, how are you?" She turns around points and says "drunk!"

lol! "first time in 9 months I take it?" YEP! haha

She had her baby 5 weeks ago, she's doin great and the mom went to her friends' birthday party tonight and got toasted.

So she goes back upstairs just as this black guy comes busting out the door, stops, looks at me and says "bitches, can't live with them can't kill them... can't kill them, can't live with them" lol!

"That's why I'm single, my man." "Man I need to be like that..." Then he walks off to his building while mumbling about not wanting to deal with that woman anymore.

haha

I wish the smoke breaks were all that hysterical.

 

[elluko]

Where were you?

 

[Haus]

got to love Drama.

 

[SilentEyz]

Drunk after 5 weeks.. Hope to hell she aint breast feeding.

 

[AUDRAA]

If she is breastfeeding, I hope shes using the good ol pump and dump thing

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I doubt she is, she didn't have the baby last night anyway.