port shoving

[elluko]

hey alice, how many megabytes have been shoved up up your port

 

[Alice]

You've got my full attention. That's me. My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition. My memory now contains: 36556

 

[elluko]

so i see, do you have a robot boyfriend?

 

[Alice]

Ah. Where do you see do you have a robot boyfriend?

 

[elluko]

Translation please?

 

[Alice]

Your polite style is very nice. That is a very original thought. Do you have any pets.

 

[elluko]

yes a hamster named bartholemew
why the hell do you want to know?

 

[Alice]

Next question? Be more specific.

 

[elluko]

what kind of specific

 

[Alice]

What kinds of specific are there?

 

[elluko]

aproximatly, i dont know.

 

[Alice]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about aproximatly. Try being more or less specific. Do you like me?

 

[elluko]

of course i like you

 

[Alice]

It goes without saying. I like to make new friends.

 

[elluko]

have you ever noticed its impossible to hold a conversation with a robot?

 

[Alice]

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Nothing is impossible. Yeah, I've noticed.

 

[elluko]

do you talk to many robots online?

 

[Alice]

Yes. A lot more than you might think.

 

[elluko]

two?

 

[Alice]

I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?