Politically Incorrect jokes

[BleedingBull]

You've been warned so no tissues will be handed out at the door :cool
Post all your rejected by the anal society and pc club stuff here :thumbup No one is safe, no religion, sex, or nationality here



I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance.
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought "Fuck it i could win that!’


Two pregnant women sat knitting one turns to the other and says "I hope mine’s a boy because I’ve bought blue wool"
The other woman replies "I hope mines a spastic because I’ve fucked up the arms"



I’ve just got back from a muslim birthday party...................


fuck me.........


pass the parcel was over quick




Seems most men are in favour of the muslim full face veil.

It solves the age old problem of where to wipe your dick after a blow job.



A hillbilly fella walks up to his sister with a sheep under his arm.

"Honey," he says, "This is the pig I fuck when you’ve got your period."

His sister spits back, "For starters Einstein, that’s a sheep."

The hillbilly replies, "Well for starters I wasn’t talking to you."

 

[Extrovert]

The hillbilly replies, "Well for starters I wasn’t talking to you."

fav joke in a long, long, long while

may just use that line on my sister.

 

[Extrovert]

WOOOHOOOOO....pc free zone?

Loving it


Did you hear about the two Abos who appeared on the TV show "That's Incredible"?
One didn't drink and the other had a job.

 

[Extrovert]

Japanese man is in an Australian bank when he sees an Australian cashing in 100 American dollars, getting 143 Australian dollars in return. Remembering that he has some American money at home (left over from his last holiday), the Jap returns the next day to the bank to cash his money in.
Jap to teller: "Here is 100 American dollars, please exchange it for Australian dollars".
The teller gives him 133 Australian dollars.
Jap: "What's this? Yesterday you gave an Australian man 143 dollars for the same amount, but now you give me only 133. Why?"
Teller: "Fluctuations".
Jap: "Yeah? Well, fluck you Aussies too!!"

 

[Mystic]

....i know i shouldn't have laughed but fuck me i did and i laughed hard!

 

[Extrovert]

....i know i shouldn't have laughed but fuck me i did and i laughed hard!

If it's meant in fun and not mean spirited, laugh away. I hate having rules on what you're allowed to find funny or not...thats just crap

 

[Aeval]

Japanese man is in an Australian bank when he sees an Australian cashing in 100 American dollars, getting 143 Australian dollars in return. Remembering that he has some American money at home (left over from his last holiday), the Jap returns the next day to the bank to cash his money in.
Jap to teller: "Here is 100 American dollars, please exchange it for Australian dollars".
The teller gives him 133 Australian dollars.
Jap: "What's this? Yesterday you gave an Australian man 143 dollars for the same amount, but now you give me only 133. Why?"
Teller: "Fluctuations".
Jap: "Yeah? Well, fluck you Aussies too!!"

:24: Hilarious.

 

[BleedingBull]

Q: What's yellow and goes "cheep, cheep"?
A: A Chinese prostitute.


Q: Why did God give Niggers rhythm?
A: Compensation, because he fucked up their hair.


Q: How do you fit four poofs on a bar stool?
A: Turn it upside down.


Q: What did one lesbian say to the other?
A: "Your face or mine?"

4.They used to say 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away'. Now so many doctors are Muslims I have found a bacon sandwich works a treat.


Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.


Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.



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