IntruderLS1
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> > Subject: Pierre, the Fighter Pilot
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> Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
> for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
> and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre,
> kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes
> it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?"
> says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter
> pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She
> smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and
> Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
> Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours
> it on her breasts. "Pierre!
> What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the
> fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have White wine!" She giggles
> and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam
> up.
> Marie leans close to his earand whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much
> lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and
> pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on
> fire.
> Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep,
> Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "MY GOD
> PIERRE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Our 'hero' stands and says
> defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in
> flames!"
> > Subject: Pierre, the Fighter Pilot
>
> Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
> for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
> and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre,
> kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes
> it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?"
> says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter
> pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She
> smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and
> Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
> Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours
> it on her breasts. "Pierre!
> What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the
> fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have White wine!" She giggles
> and they resume their passionate interlude, and things really steam
> up.
> Marie leans close to his earand whispers, "Pierre, kiss me much
> lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and
> pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on
> fire.
> Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing waist deep,
> Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, "MY GOD
> PIERRE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Our 'hero' stands and says
> defiantly, "I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in
> flames!"
