Photography Humor

[JanieDough]

I thought this was hilarious. I was almost crying at my desk.

http://www.27bslash6.com/photography.html

TIP 1 How to become a professional photographer


Buy a digital camera.



TIP 2 Tricks of the trade

Have a look on the camera, somewhere, probably on the top or back or somewhere on the front or sides there will be a button or dial marked 'A', this does not stand for 'Automatic' as some amateurs think but 'Awesome'. Leave it on this all the time.



TIP 3 Photography courses

There is no need for even a basic photography course because once you buy a digital camera you will be a professional photographer like me. Not as good as me though.



TIP 4 Lighting

You will need some light otherwise the photos will come out a bit too dark. Usually you can fix them in photoshop but some light to begin with is good.



TIP 5 Subject Matter

Yes, it does. Dont take photos of girls leaving the high school from your car as the fine is $360.00 and a years probation.

Photo Gallery




Sunset from my rooftop.




Me on my rooftop.




View of city from my rooftop.




The plant on my rooftop.




Clouds over my rooftop.




Some people that once came to visit me on my rooftop.
Or my toes, I am unsure

 

[HottyToddyChick]

I love that guy!

I spent hours one day reading through all his things. I think my favorite is the spider.

 

[Guyzerr]

This is what made me laugh the mostest. It's some funny shit.

" Hello, my name is Thomas and I am a professional photographer because I bought a digital camera. "

 

[Tuffdisc]

Good abstract photography :24:

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Thank god it's all humour...was gunna say, is he for real?

 

[JanieDough]

I love "A is for Awesome!"

and Subject Matter "Yes it does"

 

[Ryder]

If you stare at those pics long enough they move.

 

[JanieDough]

If you stare at those pics long enough they move.

have you ever done hallucinogens?

 

[Tuffdisc]

The bokeh is awesome

 

[freakofnature]

Woohoo!!! I'm a professional photographer!! Where's mah munny??? :willy_nilly:

 

[JanieDough]

Woohoo!!! I'm a professional photographer!! Where's mah munny??? :willy_nilly:

aw didn't they tell you? photographers don't make money!

even the real professionals don't get that much. Ask Anne Leibowitz who had to auction off her shit just to keep her house!

I think most of them get paid in trips and cameras. Which is fine by me....

 

[AstriaPorta]

great this was soo good nice to start the day :24:

 

[freakofnature]

aw didn't they tell you? photographers don't make money!

even the real professionals don't get that much. Ask Anne Leibowitz who had to auction off her shit just to keep her house!

I think most of them get paid in trips and cameras. Which is fine by me....

Ah, then I'm a professional photographer for sure. I'm not making money. I thought maybe I was doing it wrong.

 

[RosieDee]

I love that whole website!!! :clap