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Banned
Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist she needed some
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
Sarah explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose
my license; they'll throw us in jail...bad things will happen! Absolutely
not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed... with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
Sarah explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose
my license; they'll throw us in jail...bad things will happen! Absolutely
not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed... with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture
and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
