Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average Looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological Liar
Contagious Smile = Does lots of pills
Emotionally Secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free Spirit = Junkie
Friendship First = Former very "friendly" person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud & embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = b**tch (I didn't put the stars in the website did...)
Voluptous = Very fat
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker
Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = Your in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = of course I'm upset, you moron
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about
40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic = No tits
Average Looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological Liar
Contagious Smile = Does lots of pills
Emotionally Secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free Spirit = Junkie
Friendship First = Former very "friendly" person
Fun = Annoying
New Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud & embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Professional = b**tch (I didn't put the stars in the website did...)
Voluptous = Very fat
Large Frame = Hugely Fat
Wants soul mate = Stalker
Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = Your in trouble
Sure, go ahead = You better not
Do what you want = You will pay for this later
I am not upset = of course I'm upset, you moron
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you think about
