haha just one for now....then i need some sleep.
There's this embassy with 3 countries meeting at it-Chine, Greenland, and the US. A guard from each country is placed out side to watch the building. So this kid comes by and walks up the the Chinese guard and asks:"What's so special about your country?" the guard replies:"Well son....we have the Great Wall of china." the kid replies with a gasp, stands there and thinks about the great wall. Then he goes to the Greenland guard and asks the same thing. the guard replies:"Well...we have the greenest green grass in all of the world". the kid says:"WOW!" He stands there and dreams about the grass. Then he moves on to the US guard and asks him the same thing. The guard replies:"Well we have the bald eagle." the kid stands there, confused. Then he asks:"whats so special about a BALD eagle?". The guard kneels down in front of him and says:"well the BALD eagle can fly over that great wall and take a shit on that green green grass."
There's this embassy with 3 countries meeting at it-Chine, Greenland, and the US. A guard from each country is placed out side to watch the building. So this kid comes by and walks up the the Chinese guard and asks:"What's so special about your country?" the guard replies:"Well son....we have the Great Wall of china." the kid replies with a gasp, stands there and thinks about the great wall. Then he goes to the Greenland guard and asks the same thing. the guard replies:"Well...we have the greenest green grass in all of the world". the kid says:"WOW!" He stands there and dreams about the grass. Then he moves on to the US guard and asks him the same thing. The guard replies:"Well we have the bald eagle." the kid stands there, confused. Then he asks:"whats so special about a BALD eagle?". The guard kneels down in front of him and says:"well the BALD eagle can fly over that great wall and take a shit on that green green grass."
