Paris Hilton Will Do Minimum 23 Days

[Veronica]

Paris Hilton will serve a minimum of 23 days in jail, the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department said Wednesday. “The Sheriff’s Department is announcing today that Ms. Hilton will do a minimum of 23 days in jail,” sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says. “The possibility that she will be processed in and out in a day is over. [...]

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[drb]

this makes me smile so big.

 

[sundvlfn88]

She was suppose to do 45 days. If it were you or I we wouldn't get a break like that.

 

[Tegan]

She was suppose to do 45 days. If it were you or I we wouldn't get a break like that.

We also wouldn't get to stay in the "Special Needs" ward of the jail where they keep celebrities and other high profile "guests". The whole point of her going to jail was so that she could be roughed up by the regular inmates and learn some lessons...BAHHH.

 

[Charmer]

Yeah, when I heard this "special report" and that she would be "credited" with days, I said that they should have said she'll be credited with days because of her celebrity status.

So, kids, work hard on your talent, looks and marketing skills, so if you ever break the law, your celebrity status will get you time off.

 

[Charmer]

We also wouldn't get to stay in the "Special Needs" ward of the jail where they keep celebrities and other high profile "guests". The whole point of her going to jail was so that she could be roughed up by the regular inmates and learn some lessons...BAHHH.

You mean, so that we, the audience, could see her being roughed up and laugh our asses off!

 

[jbarroqueiro]

I'm sure she will enjoy it... Her new movie will be entitled "25 Nights in Paris-She Brought the Camera"

 

[Homer]

if it were up to me shed be in the worst shit hole of a jail i could find.

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

umm does anyone else think this would make for the best reality tv show EVER? Paris in the Pen! hahaha id soooo watch it! Wonder if she is taking her little dog too...

 

[Charmer]

umm does anyone else think this would make for the best reality tv show EVER? Paris in the Pen! hahaha id soooo watch it! Wonder if she is taking her little dog too...

Wicked Witch in the Wizard of OZ.........

Butch woman in prison: I'll get you my pretty and your little dog, too!

..and OZ, also like in OZ, the cable series?

So many ideas, only 23 days to act it all out......

 

[UncleBacon]

I hope she gets violated by a huge bull dyke named bertha

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

I hope she gets violated by a huge bull dyke named bertha

they still name people that? yuck i thought that name was illegal now its so horrible!

 

[Tegan]

I hope she gets violated by a huge bull dyke named bertha

Unless Rosie O'donnel is in the same jail, I doubt it. She is being kept away from the general prisoners in the "high profile" area.