GREEN BAY SUCKS!!!
A guy from Chicago walks into a bar in Green Bay and orders a Coke. The bartender and about a dozen Packer fans look at him suspiciously. The bartender says, "Where you from, boy?"
"Chicago", says the man.
"Oh really, and what do you do in Chicago?" asks the bartender.
"I'm a taxidermist." says the man.
"What the hell does a taxidermist do? asks the bartender.
"Well," says the man, "I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and yells to all the Packer fans in the bar, "It's okay...he's one of us!"