Owned my brother playin poker last night.

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So my parents had us all over for dinner and whatnot. We all finished up eating and out came the poker chips. We got them all divvied out and started to play.

About an hour into the game my mom had one 4 hands, without knowing wtf she had. I started to win some, and everytime my dad would drop he woulda had a straight, fullhouse or flush.

Finally after a while, my sister in law is holding about 15-18 chips in her hand, she goes on to say "I'm just gonna bet this in after we get all in"

So with that hand I'm dealt a 5 and a 4. I'm thinking "well this is shit".

Then comes the flop. One card is a 5. One card is a 4. one card is a jack.

haha two pair on the flop. My sister in law drops her 15 chips in, my brother calls, so I called.

The fourth card is turned over. It's another 5! LMAO...

So I proceed to bet 10 more. My sister in law calls, and my brother raises me another 5. So I call it and my sister drops.

The river card is turned over, my brother says "no way in hell am I going to let you take this pot" and proceeds to bet another 15. I put in my 15, and another 5. lol

He calls me so I lay down my cards.

The look on his face was absolutely priceless as my dad busts out laughing his ass off at the hand I just pulled out of absolutely nowhere. He was like "aawww goddamnit" and laid down his pair 3s. LOL

I'm still sittin here thinking about this and laughing myself.
 
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It was just for fun.

I played some hands for the hell of it last night that I would have never played if I was playing with money.
 

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2000Si said:
It was just for fun.

I played some hands for the hell of it last night that I would have never played if I was playing with money.

hehe, yeah - with real money id have probably folded the 5 and 4 before the flop
 

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Sim said:
*makes note to self*
Never play strip poker with any male from this site...

hahaha I just happened to get lucky on that hand.

Of course, we could make wagers like your shirt... and raise your socks.

It'd end up biting me in the ass though... I know it would because I usually get shit for hands.

Although, when I tried to take myself out going all in I ended up winning with two pair queens over twos. lol
 

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LMAO

In that case, I won't tell you that I've dealt TH before. I'll just let you believe that I don't know what beats what...and then I'll make sure I can wear your clothes over mine.

hahahaha
 

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There is no boobage for you!

hehehe

Um...yeah...where were we again...?

Liquor in the front...poker in the rear...
 

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LMAO I'll never go back to pole work again...sorry to burst your bubble there.

And dude...for $19.95, I'll mail 'em to ya.
 

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used or new?

does the include shipping and handling??

you do know there is no sales tax here in oregon :D
 
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the only way I am paying 19.95 is if either you are in them, or a photo is included! :D
 

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Rusteh...your choice. And I'm in Texas...so welcome to sales tax. lmao

Gah. You live in Oregon...so does my older brother...guess my plans to blow it off the map have to be put on hold again...

No pictures included...and if you got them with me still in 'em, it would cost you a hell of a lot more. Ask Agar how expensive I am... *smiles*
 
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