Old is Gold!!!
Little Johnny.............
Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning
Sex Ed class one day when the
teacher drew a picture of a penis on
the board. "Does anyone know what
this is?" She asked. Little Johnny
raised his hand and said, "Sure, my
daddy has two of them!" "Two of
them?!" the teacher asked. "Yeah. He
has a little one that he uses to pee
with and a big one that he uses to
brush mommy's teeth!"
Little Johnny.............
Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning
Sex Ed class one day when the
teacher drew a picture of a penis on
the board. "Does anyone know what
this is?" She asked. Little Johnny
raised his hand and said, "Sure, my
daddy has two of them!" "Two of
them?!" the teacher asked. "Yeah. He
has a little one that he uses to pee
with and a big one that he uses to
brush mommy's teeth!"