sierrabravo
Active Member
Found this in my game Fallout 3 the other day in the Vault-Tec Headquarters. I was laughing my ass off for a while! Reminds me of work lately...
"Once again someone has been tampering with the vending machines in the cafeteria. This practice violates section VT00987/A in Volume 17 of the Employee Handbook. If the machine malfunctions or does not dispense its contents properly, please refrain from kicking, shaking, punching, hitting with a fire extinguisher or filling the coin slot with fecal matter."

"Once again someone has been tampering with the vending machines in the cafeteria. This practice violates section VT00987/A in Volume 17 of the Employee Handbook. If the machine malfunctions or does not dispense its contents properly, please refrain from kicking, shaking, punching, hitting with a fire extinguisher or filling the coin slot with fecal matter."
