OMG..

Everyone who is on the top 10 on the coffin toss game must masterbate ALOT... my arm hurts sooo bad today from moving it to get the dead-people-wagon up to speed...I was up last night bound and determined to get the top spot...I got on the list, like #7 or 8...in all honesty I was sweaty after I did though, then I just said fuck it...
 
It's crazy, you sit here and give it everything you got to get the slow thing up to speed, and then you slam on you breaks too early or too late. It's infuriating... Almost every time I get up to 120 I hit the wall...You have to have some serious up and down arm movements to get it up to speed that way you can concentrate on the breaks.
 
Hey I never thought of that! I don't have one damnit.. I saw an episode of the simpsons one time where homer sat a little chicken thing beside the keyboard, and the chickens head would repeatedly come down and press the 'y' key on the keyboard...believe it or not I searched all over my room for something that would move up and down really fast to use on the arrow button lol...couldnt find anything...
 
hey, i dont have a turbo whatchamacallit either - somehow im #2.... although i actually dont remember getting that score so it must have been a while ago -

but anyway, its more about sort of 'shaking' like a muscle spasm rather than 'moving' real fast... if that makes any sense.... its like that old 'test your might' thing from mortal kombat...
 
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