OMG, Soaps

"But, but, BILLY!! I though you were dead, again!!"

"Oh no, Bo! I was kidnapped and held captive in Fiji!! I was violated repeatedly by native tribemen!! Oh............the things they did with those...those dirty, filthy sticks!!!!!!! See this!! Do you SEE THIS, BO??! This is where they branded me!!! Ohhhhh....Bo. I'm scarred. Scarred forever."

"Well. That's all behind us now. Welcome home."
 
I could never get into soaps. There are no spaceship battles, nobody gets blasted by ray guns, no evil robots, no aliens bent on world dominations, soaps have nothing!


lol. Other than complete retardation of soaps, add that I'm not a romantic person. I really don't get into to mushy chick films. There are very few that I have watched by choice, and liked.

I think to enjoy a soap and those silly romance novels, one might be a bit into the candles and roses, and all that stuff.
 
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