There were two men who crash landed in thier private jet in a desert...
They walked for days starving, when they came across a dead camel, they said to each other lets not eat it it's one of gods creatures. After another few days past they came across a dead rattle snake, they said to each other god gave us this gift but we don't wanna take a chance at getting piosoned so they left it. After a few more days they made an agreement that the next dead animal they see they would eat it or they might die. After a few hours they noticed something in the distance that was dead. When they got closer they noticed it was the pilot from thier plane but had already promised to eat him because they would die if they didn't. One of the men said I'll start at the feet and you can start eating at the head. After a few minutes of quiteness the man that started at the head asked the man that started from the feet how are you doing down there. The man that started eating at the feet responded, "I'm having a ball!."
I know too long huh? but still funny..
They walked for days starving, when they came across a dead camel, they said to each other lets not eat it it's one of gods creatures. After another few days past they came across a dead rattle snake, they said to each other god gave us this gift but we don't wanna take a chance at getting piosoned so they left it. After a few more days they made an agreement that the next dead animal they see they would eat it or they might die. After a few hours they noticed something in the distance that was dead. When they got closer they noticed it was the pilot from thier plane but had already promised to eat him because they would die if they didn't. One of the men said I'll start at the feet and you can start eating at the head. After a few minutes of quiteness the man that started at the head asked the man that started from the feet how are you doing down there. The man that started eating at the feet responded, "I'm having a ball!."
I know too long huh? but still funny..
