Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
"OLD" IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and
you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor ! instead of
by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any
fiber today
"OLD" IS WHEN . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
"OLD" IS WHEN . You are not sure these are jokes
you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
"OLD " IS WHEN ... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens
the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN . Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN . You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you
don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN . You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor ! instead of
by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any
fiber today
"OLD" IS WHEN . "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN . An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
"OLD" IS WHEN . You are not sure these are jokes
