Now I've Got To Stay Up For A Good Few Hours!

[Peter Parka]

The missus was feeling very sick and I rushed in there with the bucket. Unfortunately I didn't realise it was cracked all down one side.:willy_nilly: I cleaned it up as good as I could but it's still wet and smells and I've set the missus up to sleep on the good dry side. It's either a stinky wet patch, the sofa or staying up for a while for me. :willy_nilly:

 

[JanieDough]

aw you're a sweet husband.

 

[Peter Parka]

Shame I've got such a sick wife! :yuk:jk

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

awe parkah thats so nice of ya! sucks shes ill

 

[cam elle toe]

The missus was feeling very sick and I rushed in there with the bucket. Unfortunately I didn't realise it was cracked all down one side.:willy_nilly: I cleaned it up as good as I could but it's still wet and smells and I've set the missus up to sleep on the good dry side. It's either a stinky wet patch, the sofa or staying up for a while for me. :willy_nilly:

STINKY WET PATCH, STINKY WET PATCH:thumbup

 

[Peter Parka]

STINKY WET PATCH, STINKY WET PATCH:thumbup

Only an Aussie Bogan! :jk

 

[cam elle toe]

Only an Aussie Bogan! :jk

You wont even notice til in the morning.:thumbup then it'll be dry:24:

 

[Taralynn]

Oh fuck all!!! Only a Brit would hold a bucket with a hole in it!!!

LOL



Oh sweetie!! You are a good Cunt!!! I love you!!

 

[cam elle toe]

oh, and I AM sorry your wife is sick Pete.

 

[Peter Parka]

Oh fuck all!!! Only a Brit would hold a bucket with a hole in it!!!

LOL



Oh sweetie!! You are a good Cunt!!! I love you!!

YouTube - 223. There's a Hole in the Bucket (Traditional)

:24::surrender

 

[Ryder]

I got to stay up too. Homework I forgot to do.

 

[JanieDough]

YouTube - 223. There's a Hole in the Bucket (Traditional)

:24::surrender

:24::24::24::24:

A friend of mine and I went out. She got wasted. She was holding in her "cookies" as I think grin called it until she got home. We get to her apartment and she doesn't have her keys! So I can see as she realizes this she is about to give up all her "cookies" so I grab an empty flower pot with a hole in the bottom for her to throw up in.


I was drunk too, but I knew that even if the pot had a hole in it, it was good splatter guard. Besides, who said you had to pick up the pot??

I then went and peed behind her car in the parking lot....yes there are a lot of proud moments in my life.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

I want to see a pic of this wife you are always talking about Peter.

 

[Peter Parka]

I want to see a pic of this wife you are always talking about Peter.

This is me and the missus on our wedding day.

 

[JanieDough]

she's beautiful. and that's a great picture - yall look really happy.

now be honest - you got that out a picture frame didn't you?

 

[Peter Parka]

she's beautiful. and that's a great picture - yall look really happy.

now be honest - you got that out a picture frame didn't you?

Nah! I nicked it off of her facebook.

 

[Goat Whisperer]

yay!

I was going to rep you, damn stupid, "spread it around" crap, rarely does anyone else deserve rep. It's hardly fair. :mad

 

[Anie]

STINKY WET PATCH, STINKY WET PATCH:thumbup

Every man knows his place, he always gets the wet spot cause it's always his fault :ninja

 

[JanieDough]

Every man knows his place, he always gets the wet spot cause it's always his fault :ninja

:24::24::24::24:

and another reason for protection

 

[Peter Parka]

Every man knows his place, he always gets the wet spot cause it's always his fault :ninja

You just haven't met the right man. *hugs*