Not the best move...

[doadesweb]

A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.

After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.

The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.

Then he decided to look through the window!

He shouted, "Do you think I'm stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door."

I said, "You're not coming in mate!"

He said, "I don't want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car."

 

[sexysadie]

I don't get it....lol

 

[StripedCat]

I don't understand it. :dunno

 

[doadesweb]

Probably not the best joke then

The idea is that you think its leading to being in a house and not opening the door.. the actual joke is that its a car... :unsure:

BTW, this didn't actually happen, it is a joke

 

[Ertragen]

Probably not the best joke then

The idea is that you think its leading to being in a house and not opening the door.. the actual joke is that its a car... :unsure:

BTW, this didn't actually happen, it is a joke

I got it and thought it was funny. It is one of those AH HA jokes

 

[JoeCool10]

I got it :24: That was a good one!

 

[Niamh]

hahahahaha

 

[NuckingFuts]

I got it. Thought it was funny.

 

[sexysadie]

Well I still don't get it.

 

[Niamh]

Well I still don't get it.

you assume from the beginning of the joke that the guy is at home avoiding the policeman, turns out he's sitting in his car and the police man is looking right at him

 

[sexysadie]

you assume from the beginning of the joke that the guy is at home avoiding the policeman, turns out he's sitting in his car and the police man is looking right at him

I know, I just don't get how it's funny. I must be missing something...lol

 

[Niamh]

I know, I just don't get how it's funny. I must be missing something...lol

lol, it's just one of those so stupid it's funny jokes, like "what's brown and sticky?" "A Stick" I find them funny :24:

 

[stonedmechanic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYnhH95u_0

 

[doadesweb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYnhH95u_0

:24::24: That was brilliant!

 

[doadesweb]

you assume from the beginning of the joke that the guy is at home avoiding the policeman, turns out he's sitting in his car and the police man is looking right at him

:rockon:

 

[teh_fuzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avYnhH95u_0